can we just talk about tyler’s face when mitch said that troye and him were getting married.
Mitch: “the addression is that troye sivan and I are happily married”
you dont know what troye and i have done with each other
his face is literally a bundle of troyler’s dirty secrets
ayyy troye sivan
…. enough said
This is why I love Mitch
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
Liam is that girl on facebook who says “shit day. No one understands me. Phone is off so no one text me” and then Harry would comment “whats wrong???” and Liam goes “text me.”
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE